Happy Bearday

Time doesn't exist. Clocks exist.

And again the clock decided it is time for Bearbear Tan's birthday. It is easy the first 4 times, but this year will be the 5th time Coordinator Tan is celebrating with her. When you have given all kind of food as presents for the past few years it is quickly becoming harder to think of fresh food ideas for present.

Then Coordinator Tan suddenly decided that enough is enough.

When you give a bear a fish, she can only eat for a day. But when you give a bear a bicycle, she can cycle to everywhere to eat.

So Coordinator Tan coordinated help from his usual faithful friends to set on a mission to build a sturdy bicycle fit for the bear.

For a start, Coordinator Tan hired Lecher Wu as his consultant. Lecher Wu started stealing bicycles at a young age, hence he has vast experience under his belt; he specialised in spraying bicycle parts to prevent the owner from finding them back to the required color.

Lecher Wu putting his past experience to good use.

Then Coordinator Tan awarded the project of re-wrapping the bicycle seat to Hairy-hand Wong. As the name suggests, Hairy-Hand Wong has a reputation of slick and hairy hands, especially when in close proximity with girls sleeping in train or in fully-packed bus. Hence, it is no dispute that Hairy-hand Wong has the most skillful hand to re-wrap the seat to the desired color.

Hairy-hand Wong during the seat receiving ceremony. He can't wait to wrap the original black seat to a new color!

After engaging more friends to customise other parts such as basket and pedal etc, the bicycle is finally ready to commission!

Lecher Wu even gave his signature ride to the bicycle nakedly, just like how he used to do that to all his victims.

"Ahhh the good old days.... without the struggle and screamings.."

Lastly, the biggest obstacle was to transport the prized bicycle from the scrapyard to Bearbear Tan's house. But nothing is gonna stop Coordinator Tan.

Not when it involves living his life under the paw of the bear for the next one year.

After reminiscence the good old days with Biker Chan (who has since sold his bike and drive a BangVan now), Coordinator Tan finally managed to convince the retired Biker to transport the re-furbished bicycle to Bearbear Tan's house.

Biker Chan and Lecher Wu loading the bicycle and a box full of food for the bear into the BangVan.

Luckily for Coordinator Tan, the project was commissioned just in time for the Bear's birthday. And once again Coordinator Tan managed to renew his lifespan for one more year, just like a library book having its due date extended.


But only until the bear's next birthday.

Instantly the Bear rode the bicycle in search of food the first day she received it!



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