JOHNNIE WORKER

Chinese New Year is a joyful season for all families and friends to gather, catch up and eat Bak Kwa.

But not for Worker Tan.

Instead, he has to sell his time and soul through this festive period and work.

After all, Worker Tan is going to graduate in a few months’ time and he needs to buff up his resume.

With only a prospective 3rd Class Honors, his chances of getting a good job is slim unless he shows off his work experiences.

Prospective employers may take a glimpse at Worker Tan’s resume.

NEA - Environmentalist (Dec'06 - Aug’08)

- Ability to work under hot sun and foul conditions
- Good relationships with Bangalas.

Reason for quitting – Looking for career advancement

Heng Tiong Investment Illegal Limited - Card dealer (Aug’08 – March’09)

- Handled large amount of black money responsibilities
- Excellent threatening skills sales
- Alert, sharp eye for police and fast runner learner

Reason for quitting – Company collapsed due to tip off.



Singapore Turf Club - Sales assistant (April’09 – Present)

- Good threantening persuading skills (esp elderly >55 year old whom has just withdraw their CPF money)
- Good crowd control

Worker Tan eyeing the uncles with their hard earn CPF money and persuade them to open a betting account.

Woker Tan fending off the kiasu uncles from Cai Shen Ye(God of Fortune).

Cai Shen Ye managed to survive the mad rush, and request to take a pic with Worker Tan!

Worker Tan will be available to work full time from June 2011. If you are looking to hire a capable and multi- talented worker to advance your company to greater heights, please do not hesitate to drop an email to worker_tan@HOTMALE.COM requesting for his full resume!