CHICKEN RICE BALLS

BIKER CHAN: Hey Dawg I heard the Malacca chicken rice ball very power want try anot?
BIKER TAN: Really ah? Ok lo very long never eat nice chicken rice liao. Where is it?
BIKER CHAN: Malacca chicken rice ball of cos is in Malacca.
BIKER TAN: WTF. You know how to go?
BIKER CHAN: No worries man I got map.

So the very next day we were all set to go. Not trusting Biker Chan due to his infamous history of losing his way, I asked to take a look at the map. After searching up and down, he finally found it at the back of his jeans.

A4 size black and white google map printed from the net, crumpled and half soaked in sweat.

BIKER TAN: WTF you call this map? Print from net somemore?
BIKER CHAN: Can la printer no ink but still can see la. I even found A&W along the way. Just ride 15minutes got A&W liao.
BIKER TAN: Wow A&W.. Alrite lets move.

Ready to Eat A&W

So off we rode, Sara following Denise.

An hour later there is still no sight of A&W. Finally Biker Chan stopped at a kiosk telling me "don't know why" couldn't find the exit out of highway for A&W. Not holding high hopes anyway, I said forget it let's move on to Malacca to eat the chicken rice ball.

2.5 hours and 200+km later, after my ass felt like being whipped by BearBear Tan and my face covered with dirt from all the lorries overtaking us at 150km/hr, we finally reached Malacca.

After asking for directions from a few locals we finally found our way to the famous "HOE KEE CHICKEN RICE".

I do not wish to say more about this chicken rice balls but even my balls taste better I think a 5 minute walk from my house to downstairs' chicken rice would have tasted better.

The personnels in the following pictures are sensored to protect their identities from the Balls

Disappointed with the chicken rice we vowed not to come back here again and our only consolation would be the A&W. As we do not want to make this trip a total failure, Biker Chan bought a proper map so we could have at least eaten A&W before going back to Singapore.

So after 2.5hours of travel and a torture of our taste buds, we have to hit the highway again back to Singapore.

Well we managed to find A&W on the way back.

BIKER CHAN: Hey lets go man if not later our bikes will kenna stolen.
BIKER TAN: Yea man.

So we quickly finish up the meal and walk back to the carpark. And from a distance we could see Sara and Denise and were relieved. After gearing up and ready to go back to Singapore,

BIKER CHAN point to his handle bar: HEY shit why got hole one? Sara here got hole anot?

BIKER TAN: WTF! THAT IS THE SCREW HOLE FOR MIRRORS.. OUR MIRRORS GOT STOLEN!

And so we head back to Singapore with sunburns on our backs and a pair of missing mirrors.