Its all coming to an end

3 months of holiday is finally coming to an end and looking back some of the jobs had definately benefited me tremendously.


JOB #1 - Runner at HP Service Centre

Job Scope - Stare at the laptop for 12 hours and when required, walk 10 steps to the store and collect laptops.

Skills acquired - How to do nothing and surf the net for 12hours daily .

Realization - World Wide Web is not so wide without porn .



JOB #2 - Delivery computers.

Job Scope - 2 full-grown men delivering up to 4 computers only for each trip from point A to point B.

Skills acquired - How to waste time and seize each opportunity to slack at coffee shop or in van.

Realization - Delivery drive rs can talk cock.


JOB #3 - Counter staff at Sg Turf Club.

Job Scope - Help to deposit money for the betting account holders.

Skills acquired - How not to get a shock when a person passed you an envelope and said "I wan to deposit 120" and when you open up to realise there are $120,000 cash in it and not tremble.

Realization - One's annual income may be another's bank interest.