Thursday, September 9, 2010

Blogger back all right.

While 2010 is going into it's final months for many, it has just started for Singaporean Tan; after spending more than 8 months abroad, Singaporean Tan is finally back in town.

But it could not start in a worst way.

In his first 1 week upon coming back to Singapore, he has to tow his beloved Sara to the workshop 2 times, spending almost $400 to bring her back to life.




Sara having heart surgery :(

And Bearbear Tan was disappointed when Sara was finally revived.

When Singaporean Tan thought that is all that he has to settle, he receveived a letter from LTA within the next few days. And he never hear any thing but bad news from LTA.

And true enough, he got a $130 fine for riding on a bus lane. He is sick of practising his letter writting skills, like what he did for his pavement fine and parking at loading bay fine. So Singaporean Tan decided to go down to the LTA personally to practise his verbal skills instead.
Singaporean Tan in the interview room seducing explaining to the lady. She did not pay attention at all, but just keep looking at his hair.

Nice hair Good talking skills works!


After that, Singaporean Tan's life goes on as normal, like before he left for India.

Or so he thought.

Until something changed his life completely 2 days later:

While he was riding through Little India to reminiscene the days surrounded by Indians, he saw an Indian cyclist cycling across the road. But a probation plated car was going extremely fast towards him. With no hint of slowing down, Singaporean Tan immediately squeezed his horn to warn the situation.

But its too late. The worst could not be avoided.

The Indian cyclist was knocked over and blood jus oozed out from his face profusely.
Onlookers helped to carry the motionless body to the side after about 5 minutes.





And the final straw came when Singaporean Tan has learnt that Felicia Chin has gone to NUS study to business instead of NTU to study Mechanical Engineering!
Singaporean Tan would do anything to be Felicia Chin's chin.

After a series of unfortunate events, Singaporean has decided to do something.












To trade for all Indians and his luck, Singaporean Tan has cut away his long and sexy hair, hoping the trade of sex appeal to luck should be fair to the god.

If you wish to buy Singaporean Tan's hair, please email Singapore_tan@HOTMALE.com.

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