Living alone in India is not easy, especially when you have no one to talk to at work and at home. Now Loner Tan understands why expatriates usually marry the local women.
Sometimes it’s because they are hot,
HOT
Other times are just because they need company.
NOT
Loner Tan stays in a 3-room apartment all by himself.
House but not Home
There is no TV, no internet, not even an ant for him to keep as pet. So every day when Loner Tan reaches home he will do one-hand pushups
do pull ups
and count his eggs.
Life is cruel for Loner Tan. Many times he tried to make himself busy and sane, like purposely soiled his clothes and left his dishes unwashed and looked forward to do them after work, it will all be washed and cleaned by a housekeeper who will come to the apartment every day.
soiled laundry -> washes and hanged!
dirty dishes -> washed!
Loner Tan is on the verge of breaking down. Please, if anyone has any idea how Loner Tan can kill his time before he kill himself, let him know.
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learn yoga,and think about the universe.
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