India Part 5

India Part 5 – Animals of India Street
India Tan sees animals on the street of India all the time. Guess being a vegetarian country like India makes these animals inedible. The animals are shown below in descending order on their frequency of sightings by India Tan.



Dogs- They are everywhere: on the walkway, in the drain, in the middle of the road. But one thing in common, 86% of the time they are sleeping.


Boars – India Tan used to volunteer himself doing prowling in the forest during army times, just to buy some chance to see a wild boar. That’s how he earns his award as his commanders thought he is very garang.

Now he sees them everyday when going to work. And there are like 235 generations of them everytime India Tan sees them.



Cows – India Tan don’t see that many cows in India, at least not at where he is staying. You heard about cows wandering aimlessly in the middle of the road and blocking the traffic. That’s literally bullshit, as India Tan never see any at all. In fact the cows are always tied to a tree or tied to a trailer doing work.



Sheep/Goat– The sightings of sheep is almost the same as cow. India Tan has difficulties understanding the difference between sheep and goat, mutton and lamb. Kind souls may comment and enlighten India Tan.




BaBoon – Kian Boon AKA BaBoon, is almost an extinct animal found on the street on India. This species lives on nothing but love, and would call his girlfriend of 9 years everyday. There are only 2 times when he will think of his girlfriend, daytime and night time. India Tan ought to learn from this endangered animal.