Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Every Step You Take

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The Neverland

Across the plain,
Horses gallop on,
You would stay up late,
To turn me on.

Time after time,
You run and leap,
but all I did,
was to fall asleep.

Stars may fickle,
White dwarf may drown,
but you are the only constant,
who gives me confidence.

Oh!
Now you are gone and sold,
I would only find sorrows in my soul.

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I'm sure I am not the only one who felt this way.

Ask yourself: who stay till dawn with you to prepare for the exams? Who never hide despite your rage when you are angry and frustrated at him?

Its our lecture notes.

This poem is delicated to the lecture notes. He never fails to inject the knowlegde needed to fail take the exams.
He's the only truthful companion during the 1 month of struggle.

However, sometimes the lecture notes are just not as clear as it should be, so recorded lectures should be utilised. But it has always been everyone's curse that falling asleep is inevitable.

So Marathoner Tan decided that listening to recorded lectures while running a marathon would give him ample time to finish all his lectures. It should prevent him from falling asleep . So Marathoner Tan upload 10hours of lectures into his Ipod.


Professor Jaspreet Singh Dhupia
Module Coordinator of MP3001, Dynamics and Control


And Marathoner Tan would help to assasinate you to shorten your pain highly recommend anyone who wishes to absorb 100% of the lecture to run a marathon while listening it.



Marathoner Tan high on endorphins

At first Marathoner Tan was overtaking everyone in the race. Especially when the Prof. was talking about how to calculate fast oscillation controls and he starts to run faster.
And after listening to the lecture for 1.5hrs at the 15km mark he saw his Prof running in the race as well! He call out to him but he was not as friendly as he seems and he ignored Marathoner Tan.

At 18km, he sees his prof.
At 19km, he sees his prof.
At 20km, he sees his prof
At 21km, he sees his prof again


And sudddenly his head started spinning like a top.
Maybe its the heat, or maybe its just his pure hallucination of going Oversea Attachment India, but at 22km, Marathoner Tan sees his prof everywhere.


Marathoner Tan fighting a losing war.

His heatbeat starts to go out of control and beat erratically; every step felt like needles and every breath hurts like acid. He feels like Mutherfucker Tan.

But he has came so far so he decided to press on. He started praying to Buddha and at this point of time the Ipod ran out of battery. Miraculously Marathon Tan suddenly regain his posie and slowly his profs drop back one by one.

And thank Buddha the race and exams are now over

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