Tuesday, June 8, 2010

India part 15 – Marriage Matters

India part 15 – Marriage Matters
Agent Tan has been visiting many rural villages and even more hours of meeting parents to arrange marriages later, his new venture has finally taken off.

Welcome to the TAN INDIAN BRIDE AGENCY!

After a few business failures which include opening money exchange outlets and mama shops, the TAN INDIAN BRIDE AGENCY is finally the answer to earn money in this black market. Wedding is a big occasion to anyone but the Indian has taken it to an entirely new level. If you are sick of the traditional mundane marriage, Indian wedding may be your cup of tea.

Before the ceremony begins, the women are already dancing at every corner of the street to the broadcasted music.

They jammed up the whole village and the children will climb to higher ground to avoid being stomped on.



There is no lack of beauties in the chaos and even Agent Tan is very tempted by them.

Sexy!


Hot!

Then the grooms arrived in metal horse carriage and are being carried on Indian's back to the ceremony stage.


They are not allowed to touch the ground.
(Please add $200 extra to the agent fee if you are above 75kg)

When the ceremony started proper, the whole tentage will be filled with at least 242342 Indians and even Moses would be tempted to part this black sea and add to his resume.


The groom would get to peek at the Indian bride behind a cloth and then after a long time of waiting and hearing the MC shouting at the microphone, he will get to put a flower necklace over his wife.




Then the most exciting part is to touch your father’s feet at the end of the wedding ceremony!





Founder of the epic agency

What are you waiting for? Visit http://www.tan-indian-bride-agency.com/ and choose from the wide array of Indian brides now!

You will get to experience traditional Indian wedding as mentioned above, plus all the candidates in the Tan Indian Bride Agency are tested personally by Agent Tan to be virgin Virtuous!***

**** while stock last.

3 comments:

Crazedtemptress said...

i like how neem, arina and the other indian girl are hotpicks.
but im wanting to know why the first girl is not available?

Tan Dao Wei Andrew said...

hey crazedtemptress actually the first girl is not that bad. she will help you save shampoo and soap cos she don't use them much.

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