When a pair of D cup boobs popped out from the undersized bra on the crowded dance floor, all the sane guys will immediately rush to have a grab of it. Some skillful ones even managed to suck it.
That is like describing Guest Tan at his work place. Whenever the chance arises, his colleagues will immediately grab him to their house for dinner. Some said it’s because of his exotic skin color, while others argued it’s his erotic small eyes.
But either way, Guest Tan is a very much sought after guest in India.
And when Guest Tan reaches their house, the host’s entire family will already be standing around preparing to welcome him. They can’t wait to shake his hand and this makes Guest Tan feeling very uneasy by their hospitality.
Host Umesh
But Guest Tan has to emphasize that Indians are all very hospitable hosts. His first host, Host Umesh asked his wife to give Guest Tan flowers and that made him thinks of his friend who is undergoing some kind of chemography treatment…
In our loving memories...
His second host is madam Sanjitar.
While at her house, Host Sanjitar suddenly excused herself and summoned her 3 daughters to the kitchen. The next thing that Guest Tan heard was heated arguments, screams which were then followed by sound of punching/scratching. Then finally she sent one of her prettiest daughters who apparently win the fight to put a red dot on his head as a sign of welcome.
Guest Tan was then told that this daughter of hers is gonna get married in May.
When Guest Tan looks into her eyes and congratulate her, he could only see a regretful soul trapped in an empty shell which seems to say “Why didn’t we meet earlier…”
Apparently all Indian families start their dinner at 9pm+. His third host Ganesh, brought Guest Tan to all the temples in the vicinity before dinner starts.
Host Ganesh
Guest Tan can see that the Indians are really very devoted to their gods.
Indians praying sincerely to Indian gods.
During dinner they would try to stuff Guest Tan with as much food as possbile and its no joke.
During dinner they would try to stuff Guest Tan with as much food as possbile and its no joke.
Either they really like to see Guest Tan eat, or they just wanna see him transform into a Merlion that puke non-stop.
The dinners would always end with them taking a lot of pictures with Guest Tan.
The dinners would always end with them taking a lot of pictures with Guest Tan.
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