Sunday, October 11, 2009

STATE OF EMERGENCY

Bankrupt Tan believes that Money is the Roots of all Evil and it can't buy you happiness. So Bankrupt Tan lives by the motto, Lack of money is no obstacle, Lack of an idea is an obstacle.

But recently he found out that happiness cant buy him any money, and ideas can't rid of the obstacles.

And then he wonders where has all his money gone.

"Maybe because I have nothing to start with...' Bankrupt Tan convinced himself and went to take a look at his payslips from various jobs he has worked since this year.

Singapore Turf Club Gross Earnings in 2009 so far: $5913


Singapore Arm Forces Salary: $1021
Money from other jobs and sales: about $1000
Total: about
$8000


Then he take a look at his bankbook


Balance : $5.03


The first thing that came to his mind was at least the figure is higher than his GPA how the hell did I spend the massive $8000 in only 9 months?

Has Vulnerable Ming Yi or Sunshine Vampire tapped into Bankrupt Tan's account?


Or was it the food for them that has delepted Bankrupt Tan's resources?

The Above personals are censored to protect Bankrupt Tan's life their identities.

And to make things worst, there are bills that are yet to settle.
Price to keep a mistress Insurance to ride Sara: $356.79


School Fee : $407.23



Bankrupt Tan hereby declare State of Emergency and welcome all readers to send him any ideas at BankruptTan@hotmale.com to earn more money for the food and bills.







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