What he longs for, is just a lunch group to gossip with during break, a clique to hang out after school, or even a show of concern from his friends.
But it seems like he has no one to call as friend, only project-mates chasing his ass for deadlines, acquaintances who don't even know his name saying hi/bye and emails from his FYP Prof to screw him.
While Facebook has made almost everyone’s life fun and fulfilling, it only made Blogger Tan more depressed; it magnifies his boring life.
Seeing all his “friends” on Facebook uploading their oh-so-happening pictures, Blogger Tan could only click 'like' and hope that people might notice his existence and perhaps, perhaps they might be kind enough to post something on his wall or poke him.
But that never happens.
Sometimes his acquaintances would ask why he never uploads pictures and he could only give lame excuses like “oh I am too busy” or “ I couldn’t find my camera cable”.
The truth is that his pictures are as boring as himself. For example, if he were to post pictures of his Christmas celebration , it would be something like this.
Horses and me having helluva time for christmas!
Christmas tree and me, oh I am so larger than life!
Me taking picture with my friend, I am so popular!
Also, few times he commented on other people’s pictures but he couldn’t find his comments again later. Or his friends in Facebook decrease by 2 on average every month. Can someone verified is that a bug in Facebook?
Despite being a loser in real life, Blogger Tan never gives up trying online.
But almost without fail, everytime he logs in to Facebook he will see this.
0 updates
But once in a blue moon, he might see this and that’s when he will jump up and down.
SOME LIFE ON FACEBOOK FINALLY!
Only to find that its just some random blog shop advertisement like
Indian traditional dresses
Indian bride
And Blogger Tan never knows there were such a function call "Event", until last week when he got like 15 invitation!
Only to find out its spam again..
“It’s ok” Blogger Tan thought. Logging in to MSN messenger will be better. And true enough, the moment he logged in, his friends all swamp to him!
HELL YEA
He was so gonna tell them his life stories, only to find out they are
Viruses...
So friends, please, the next time you see Blogger Tan on MSN, talk to him. Or if you log in to Facebook, poke him or write anything on his wall to make his life worth living before 2012 comes.
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